…so listen. What do you do if you’re Megan Rapinoe and you find yourself in Minneapolis with a shiny new coat to show off, after spending the day being photographed in front of a 20ft portrait of yourself……?
Bitch, please. You go and hang out with the Rolling Stones, duh. Here she is with several aforementioned pebbles, somewhat aged these days but still resplendent in their stage togs. Alex Morgan is there too, and some woman in knock-off Re-inc gear, as far as we can tell. Anyway.
Naturally, going full “I’m with the band”, Pinoe had to make an effort. The beautiful coat is out to play again. We pray no beer was spilled on it while Megan was Living Loud (© Sue Bird) - the videos filled us with fear for everyone’s clothes. The Rush tee (please tell us this one is actually vintage) and relaxed jeans are a vibe. The Chanel chains sing rock royalty; sports royalty is adjacent and allowed. We still cannot even with the white socks with Celines (it gives us tap dancer/mime) but you can’t tell Megan nothin’.
We notice she acquired a new hat, seeking to replenish the collection after the cruelty she suffered at Pinoszka’s robbing little hands. We also notice that she is wearing it on her hip rather than her head! We APPROVE of this new strategy. She can hide contraband beer under there and leave the lilac quiff unmolested. Excellent work, P.
Let the record state that if /someone/ had shaded us more than once, we wouldn’t feel like smiling and linking arms with them. But when you know you’re 10,000x cooler than them, and you know they know it too, and they’re about to exit stage left, well… we guess it’s easier to let the pettiness slide. You can’t always get what you want… but if you dress better than them and give a damn about other people, you get what you need.
We still can’t wait for Carli to get off of P’s cloud though.
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